hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

thisheredude:

Me too guys, me too.

balloonicorned:

flowersinthegraveyard99:

This is actually how it goes

Valve

waitinghopingliving:

nonymoose:

STILL not fucking over this guy

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

image

when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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donaldtrumpoffical:

justintimerblake:

babemagneto:

does the anime side of tumblr even exist???

anime side of tumblr, what do you think?

desu

7u7:

My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

tibets:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

we live in a simulation