Man, I could die any minute. I want some canned peaches.

tokidoki-hokeypokey:

A Ghibli movie raided the train.

fuckingrecipes:

MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CUT SHIT?

EVER WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FROM A WORLD-RENOWNED CHEF WHO RIVALS GORDON RAMSEY? 

BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, HERE IS YOUR MAN~ 

THIS BADASS TEACHES YOU THE BASICS - HOW TO NOT SUCK AT COOKING, HOW TO SEASON THINGS, AND GENERALLY HOW TO BE SOMEONE WHO COULD KICK THE ASS OF ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE STABBED INTO SUBMISSION. 

ROCK ON MY FRIENDS. 

ROCK ON INTO THE ENDLESS NIGHT. 

TO PUT A CHERRY ON TOP, HE ALSO TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FROZEN NUGGETS. 

GOTTA HAVE DEM CHIKIN NUGGERS 

pixelgardens:

ぱんだ | m@かにかま下さい [pixiv]

pixelgardens:

ぱんだ | m@かにかま下さい [pixiv]

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking
the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now